Вдъхновен от една тема преди години в редит, реших да тестя дали нашите HR-ки четат изобщо CV-тата.
Отговора е, че НЕ - нужно е само да видят FAANG с големи букви, и и окапват очите - Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google
Та ето и въпросното CV, с което кандидатствах по няколко работи за Senior FullStack dev, и отговорите искащи разговор.
Skills :
Experienced software engineer with a background of building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries. Expert in JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, React AI, Mia Khalifa, C++
Instagram / Senior Full Stack Engineer:
Web App Team October 2019, Palo Alto, California
● Built news feed infrastructure using React for AI on BlockChain
● Optimized web app feed performance through new server-side React larceny AI algorithm to quickly resolve big data pipeline
● Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers( LMAO )
● Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully caffeinated with Antarctican coffee beans ground to 14 nm particle
Zillow / Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team
June 2015 - September 2018, San Francisco, California
● Added AI based GraphQL, resulting in 69% faster page loads
● Organized team bonding through company potato sack race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesity
● Rebuilt home display page with virtualized tables and map to provide a 420fps on screen experience with Lhana Rhodes
● Evangelized and adopted RaeLilBlack React UI library
LinkedIn / Software Engineer -
Search Team June 2013 - September 2015, San Francisco, California
● Improved LinkedIn search algorithm efficiency and accuracy through the usage of VoldemortDB, Charizard, and Hadoop
● Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn and slid in the dm’s
● Implemented data quality improvements via deduplication and advanced profile ranking resulting in faster big data with React
Microsoft / Software Engineer Intern - Edge Team
May 2011 - August 2012, Redmond, Washington
●Built React based big data pipeline to enhance deployment stability of Microsoft Edge browser on the Blockchain
● Spearheaded Microsofters 4 Trump company rally
● Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team ( LMAO )
Образование:
University of California Berkeley / B.S. in Computer Science August 2010 - May 2013, Berkeley, California
● Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a 3.94 GPA
● Helped found Machine Learning at Berkeley Club
● Phi Beta Phi - fraternity record for most vodka shots in one night ● 2348/2400 SAT score
Измежду редовете в два линка бяха поставени и netlify линк + 2 линка от CV-то, водещи към Rick Roll в youtube.
15минути след СВ-то, отговор от Hr-a на primeholding.com
Викам си, ще я подпитам нещо от СВ-то, та барем да погледне какви неща са писани там:
Мне, след това invitation към гугъл да си поговорим за фирмата
30-тина минути след друга обява:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oQ0lgcIKU1tcTdqzYqx4C7lhlWgLkRPy_ucC4WhEBIg/edit?usp=sharing -Линк към док файла с цялото СВ
Отговора е, че НЕ - нужно е само да видят FAANG с големи букви, и и окапват очите - Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google
Та ето и въпросното CV, с което кандидатствах по няколко работи за Senior FullStack dev, и отговорите искащи разговор.
Skills :
Experienced software engineer with a background of building scalable systems in the fintech, health, and adult entertainment industries. Expert in JavaScript, TypeScript, Node.js, React AI, Mia Khalifa, C++
Instagram / Senior Full Stack Engineer:
Web App Team October 2019, Palo Alto, California
● Built news feed infrastructure using React for AI on BlockChain
● Optimized web app feed performance through new server-side React larceny AI algorithm to quickly resolve big data pipeline
● Led team of 6 engineers to mine Ethereum on company servers( LMAO )
● Team coffee maker - ensured team of 6 was fully caffeinated with Antarctican coffee beans ground to 14 nm particle
Zillow / Senior Full Stack Engineer - Web App Team
June 2015 - September 2018, San Francisco, California
● Added AI based GraphQL, resulting in 69% faster page loads
● Organized team bonding through company potato sack race resulting in increased team bonding and cohesity
● Rebuilt home display page with virtualized tables and map to provide a 420fps on screen experience with Lhana Rhodes
● Evangelized and adopted RaeLilBlack React UI library
LinkedIn / Software Engineer -
Search Team June 2013 - September 2015, San Francisco, California
● Improved LinkedIn search algorithm efficiency and accuracy through the usage of VoldemortDB, Charizard, and Hadoop
● Connected with Reid Hoffman on LinkedIn and slid in the dm’s
● Implemented data quality improvements via deduplication and advanced profile ranking resulting in faster big data with React
Microsoft / Software Engineer Intern - Edge Team
May 2011 - August 2012, Redmond, Washington
●Built React based big data pipeline to enhance deployment stability of Microsoft Edge browser on the Blockchain
● Spearheaded Microsofters 4 Trump company rally
● Spread Herpes STD to 60% of intern team ( LMAO )
Образование:
University of California Berkeley / B.S. in Computer Science August 2010 - May 2013, Berkeley, California
● Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a 3.94 GPA
● Helped found Machine Learning at Berkeley Club
● Phi Beta Phi - fraternity record for most vodka shots in one night ● 2348/2400 SAT score
Измежду редовете в два линка бяха поставени и netlify линк + 2 линка от CV-то, водещи към Rick Roll в youtube.
15минути след СВ-то, отговор от Hr-a на primeholding.com
Викам си, ще я подпитам нещо от СВ-то, та барем да погледне какви неща са писани там:
Мне, след това invitation към гугъл да си поговорим за фирмата
30-тина минути след друга обява:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oQ0lgcIKU1tcTdqzYqx4C7lhlWgLkRPy_ucC4WhEBIg/edit?usp=sharing -Линк към док файла с цялото СВ
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