You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

Viko

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Няма да го превеждам, да се надяваме всеки може да си го преведе. Според мен има много вярно :)

You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…


* You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.
* Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.
* You check domain name availability before naming your kids.
* You go to work in your underwear.
* You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
* Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours
* The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
* Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7.’
* You add three ps’s to an email to your mother.
* Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
* You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.
* You do your work in the toilet
* You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s bulging eyes

How would you answer this question?

П.П. When you announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch".
 
От: You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

* You go to work in your underwear.
* You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”

Първото се случва, понеже работно ми място е на метър и половина-два от спалнята.
А второто - без коментар. Няма нито един приятел, който да разбира това, което правя. Всички ми казват, че моята била лесна. Хах, явно не им се е налагало да искат ЛИНК от някой, а той да им изпрати снимка, на която пише с огромни букви ЛИНК. :(
 
От: You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

*You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do.”
* Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours
* The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
* You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s bulging eyes
На мястото на пейпал може да е друга разплащателна система афф адсенс или цпа акаунт :)
 
От: You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

* Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
Това я много яко:)
 

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