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Original Bulgarian bagpipe

Production
Bulgaria produces some of the world's best known brands - Romika shoes (rebranded as Nike), Elka calculators (rebranded as computers), tomatoes (rebranded as tomatoes) and yoghurt (rebranded as Danone). Bulgaria is also in legal battles with Greece and Turkey over other exports such as white cheese, banitza, chalga and sex slaves. Undoubtedly, Bulgaria is most popular for its outstanding snack foods - Zayo Bayo, Lucky Boy, Chipi Chips and Chips Niki.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bulgaria#Bulgarian_music

Marketing
Marketing is the branch of science, created by Philip Kotler to sell his books and courses, that is occupied with selling products to people who do not need these products, or who would be better off buying other products. The largest marketing companies that currently exist are the Catholic Church and Microsoft Corporation.

Create slogans that don't mean anything as if it helped. 'cause it helps.

For example, if you are trying to sell an ice cream, say "Ice-x, it is cool.", if you want to sell a toxic substance that can cause cirrhosis and traffic accidents, say "Keep walking", or if you're selling a car say "Car-x, go fast, go Car-x.". People will think that your product is better than the others based in this stupid nonsense. Really, it works.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Marketing

C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R "Can Order More Porn Using Technology's Electronic Routes"

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Computer

Е не няма друго такова животно като uncyclopedia

 

[inviSible]

Бахахахахахахахахаха малее не човек тва го прочетох там в сайта сичко за България и направо паднах от стола :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cybervn]

Просто тая ънциклопедия я пишат егати болните мозъци ! НЕ Е ИСТИНА !!!

 

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Famous Bulgarians
AZIS showing off some machismo.
AZIS showing off some machismo.

* Azis - Musician, politician and Nobel prize winning scientist. Too fat to be gay, but too gay to be straight.
* Volen Siderov - Psycho Patriot, Hitler wannabe.
* Todor Jivkov - Evil sadistic dictator.
* Tsitsa Greshkova - Chalga singer, Olympic gold medal holder in breast fighting.
* Hristo Stoichkov - Author of the famous curse "Pichka ti lelina" (Your aunt's pussy)
* Mitio "The GUN"- people's man, friend of Kolio Mamata. Gives away free waffles "Borovets"
* Boiko Borisov - The bulgarian Chuck Norris. Only mightier.
* Mara Otvarachkata - She can open a bottle of beer with her enormous breasts!
* Bateto - King of the Olympic undergames. Johnny Walker's biggest fan.
* Slavi Trifonov - Pseudo patriot
* Gatso Batsov - The most famous football player
* Simeon I - kicked the ass of the Byzantine Empire many, many times.
* Simeon II - a sad imitation of the first one.
* Ahmet Dugan - the son of the devil, secret agent of the Turkish secret police
* Tsar Kaloyan - kicked the ass of the nearly anything. He is the only man Chuck Norris was ever afraid from. RLY !!!

 

[Gotovski]

мали знаеш ли ко вложа малко пари кво ше има излезе на тези дето се подиграват с БГ ? направо ше и излезе през носа

 

[cybervn]

мали знаеш ли ко вложа малко пари кво ше има излезе на тези дето се подиграват с БГ ? направо ше и излезе през носа

То не е само БГ а с всички страни ... идеята на тая ънциклопедия е точно такава да усмива всичко и всеки ... но да го прави по забавен начин ...

 

[Gotovski]

мали знаеш ли ко вложа малко пари кво ше има излезе на тези дето се подиграват с БГ ? направо ше и излезе през носа

То не е само БГ а с всички страни ... идеята на тая ънциклопедия е точно такава да усмива всичко и всеки ... но да го прави по забавен начин ...

но не бива така бате

 

[Blinky]

Еми - то си и вид реклама. НЕ е от най-добрата, но е някаква. Тези от uncyclopedia.org не само че са доховити, но са и малко заблудени. :wink: